- Totalitarian government controls our very thoughts and prohibits sex. Barcodes tattooed on everyone’s foreheads.
- Ravening undead spread across the globe seeking brains to consume. Shotgun and chainsaw prices skyrocket.
- Emboldened by death of Charlton Heson, marauding aliens enslave humanity, force us to build enigmatic monuments to confuse future archaeologists.
- End of oil leads to an BDSM-inspired biker gangs battling through an anarchic desert landscape.
- Giant astroid headed for Earth, government efforts to stop it held up by bureaucratic red tape. Survivors envy the dead.
- All social interaction conducted through Facebook, and food rations are determined by how many friends we can get to add our application.
- Newly-sentient computers make war on their creators, humans acquiesce to machine rule, having forgotten how to live without email.
- Current packaging trends carried to their logical conclusion. With all food encased in impenetrable blister packs, humans starve to death.
- Environment trashed, humanity attempts to flee to a new planet, only to realize that no one ever really bothered to figure out interstellar space flight.
- Proliferation of antibacterial hand washes leads to an outbreak of drug-resistant pinkeye that decimates humanity.
May 11, 2008 at 8:31 am
These is what you think about when you’re not thinking deep thoughts?!
October 10, 2009 at 1:29 pm
In that case, no one would have to keep cash balances on hand. ,